Monday, October 15, 2007

If only there were fresh bounties

Sorry to lead you fellahs on, but I am just trying to maintain appearances. Ya'll know we haven't seen a marshal in town nigh on two months now. Yuss, was when the Pelham brothers gunned down Deputy Appel. The sheriff, his deputies and a pair of marshalls took off after them. Probably halfway to Mexico City by now.
So you scallywag bounty hunters, stop swilling up my whiskey, and go earn some cash, or I'll let Running Bison show you how the Sioux take bounties. And no, none of you are as fast on the draw as I am, so don't start anything you can't finish. Not like I am charging you for sitting.

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